- Director: Barry Skolnick,
- Writer: Andrew Day, Charlie Fletcher, Chris Baker, Tracy Keenan Wynn,
- StarCast: Danny Dyer, David Hemmings, David Kelly, Geoff Bell, John Forgeham, Ralph Brown, Robbie Gee, Sally Phillips, Vas Blackwood, Vinnie Jones,
- Producer: Adam Bohling, Albert S. Ruddy, Cynthia Pett-Dante, Georgia Masters, Guy Ritchie, Matthew Vaughn,
- Runtime: 99 min
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.